When I was placing my lunch order today, my gaze fell on a the cover of VHS tape sitting on the desk. The cartoony cover art consisted of a princess, a hoary old man, and a vampire with a spring-loaded bat in his top hat all standing on a white staircase that ran diagonally across the lower-left-hand side, while an enormous, naked, whistle-blowing ( Read more... )

The second thing we do, let's kill all the politicians ( Read more... )